The primary job of the clock spider is to scare the living shit out of people but their second goal is to use their web making skills to attach weblines to political leaders limbs and pull the strings from behind the safe haven of their clock fortresses. Most world leaders have several clocks of different time-zones.that means that they have at least 13 clock spiders in their office at any given time. Think about it, every office has a clock. The clock spiders in their present state control all the world leaders. rumor has it that the messenger the spider sends as the "judge" on judgement day will be a humongous piece of cheese, but since the spider will probably have eaten the Jupiter sized king of long before then, who will be sent remains to be seen. Fools, clock spider will not treat them with mercy when judging them along with worshippers of limecat who will, undoubtedly, be fed to the spider after judgement day. the second is a pic of the spider with the clock gone (it's not clear whether the clock has been moved or the spider as moved away from it) and the third one is a horrifyingly detailed close up showing the fur on the spider (eurgh).Īccording to legend, clock spider once had a ninth leg which fell off in a battle with limecat and became the being mortals worship as "god". the first one is the clock, with the spider's legs poking out from one side of it. He took 3 photographs before, presumably, running from the room with terror. This huge huntsman spider was found by someone in a relative's house, living under a clock. This, in time would lead to the creation of mechanical clocks in Iraq by Abbasid the caliph of Baghdad which would lead to peace in that region forevermore. The Greeks in particular thought that they were really clever, but what they didn't know was that while they were talking about caves and kicking Persians into conveniently positioned holes, the clock spider had adapted to the lack of clocks by moving to Persia and forming building a clockwork giant named Xerxes who was operated by a clock spider. The ancient Greeks and Romans thought that they were smart because they believed that a sun-dial would deprive the clock spider of a habitat and thus deprive it of its power.
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